May 28, 2008

The Things We Watch When We're Not Training For An Ironman

Top Chef
I love cooking. I love watching other people cooking. I especially love watching eccentric people with huge egos, sharp knives and bad judgment cooking.

Jon and Kate Plus 8
3-year olds are cute, especially when you don't have to take care of them yourself. six 3-year olds are six times as cute. makes me want to have more nephews and nieces.

Rock of Love
though season two is over, it's effects still linger, kind of like genital herpes. and though they have made us think Brett found his "rock of love", there's no way in hell that will last. mark my words, it's comin' back for another awesome, killer season.

Lost
lost used to be an amazing show. then it went to a great show. now it's dropped down to a really good show. but the motorcycle engine is revving and it's kinda getting ready to jump the shark soon.

SportsCenter
CNN for the sports junkie, but the stupid headlines are actually meant to be funny.

The Office
consistently the wittiest comedy on tv.

Flight of the Conchords
how can these guys be so funny, write so many great songs and have such neato accents but still nobody watches them?

The Next Food Network Star
like top chef, but in a way that makes me feel good about my cooking talents. and my personality.

Dexter
perhaps the best show on tv. period. enough said.

Any Yankees baseball game
yes, they're in last place. but it's still early in the season so stop your yammering.

2 comments:

ChrisM said...

Looks sad with no comments, so here's my editorial on your editorial:

Top Chef - Oh yeah, yummy Padmacicle. I don't care what your girlfriend thinks

Jon and Kate Plus 8 - is this on Nickelodeon? What the heck are you watching that channel for? Or is this an ad for fertilization drugs?

Rock of Love - Given your comments about Lost below and your admission that you actually watch this show, your credibility is suspect. Besides, he totally picked the wrong chick

Lost - Yes, Lost used to be amazing, then it got kinda crummy with the whole "Nicki gets killed by a spider (or... does she)" episodes, but this season the show not only has not jumped the shark, it's poked it in the eye, popped it in the snout and said "you got served." Best season of any show ever.

SportsCenter - Isn't Olbermann on that show? COmmie liberal

The Office - Always good for a laugh

Flight of the Conchords -
I got nothing

The Next Food Network Star - Sure, but where's the broad that won last season? Is she a Food Network Star? Good, but like Top Chef on local cable

Dexter - perhaps the best show on tv. period. enough said. Agreed

Any Yankees baseball game - Nice hat :)

Cat said...

"The Next Food Network Star
like top chef, but in a way that makes me feel good about my cooking talents. and my personality."

After watching this seasons first episode ... i'd have to agree vis-a-vis our talents and our personalities.

... did he really break down and weep!?!?!